The Ultimate BoJack Horseman Quiz

Are you a Zoe or a Zelda? Find out who you 'Kin'.

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Who might you be?

BoJack Horseman

Narcissistic Self-Loathing

A fallen sitcom star who desperately wants to be better, yet keeps tripping over his own patterns. Sarcastic, self-aware, and terrified of intimacy—he masks the hurt with jokes and late-night pool reflections.

Diane Nguyen

Existential Overthinking

A sharp, introspective writer who fights for truth and accountability. She wrestles with depression and identity while seeking small, honest moments that actually feel like living.

Princess Carolyn

Workaholic Perfectionism

An unstoppable Hollywood power-broker who can spin a dozen plates and still land on her feet. Beneath the hustle is a soft heart learning boundaries, balance, and what ‘having it all’ really means.

Todd Chavez

Chaotic Good Energy

A lovable agent of chaos who stumbles into wild ventures with disarming sincerity. Weird, inventive, open‑hearted—and a quietly steadfast friend when it counts.

Mr. Peanutbutter

Aggressive Optimism

Golden‑retriever energy in a yellow hoodie. Boundless optimism, big gestures, and a tendency to miss subtext—but the intentions are real and the joy is contagious.

The Zoe/Zelda Theory

In BoJack Horseman, there are two types of people in the world:

Zelda - The Optimist

Sees the world with hope and possibility. Like Mr. Peanutbutter, believes in second chances and birthday parties.

Zoe - The Cynic

Sees reality without rose-colored glasses. Like Diane and BoJack, understands that life is complicated and painful.

Which one are you?

Quote of the Day

"You know, it's funny... when you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags."

— BoJack Horseman